Of course they know.
Because I have no intention whatsoever of writing this as an actual story, I shall write out this one particular scene that is stuck in my head so I can get it out of my system.
I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay
My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire
The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It
Now She’s ENGAGED To It
It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit